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[Theory] deltarune - One Toilet Means All The Toilets

There are some who don't remember the detail in UNDERTALE that monsters don't have toilets because their food is magic and is instantly turned into energy upon digestion. This is for two reasons, out of necessity rather than inspiration: 1. Food being HP restoring items makes more sense this way. and 2. Toby probably forgot to give them bathrooms and then decided to make up a silly lore explanation for why not. Those who do  remember this detail will mention it in regards to Toby Fox's follow-up game, the ongoing deltarune. When one of the monsters using the bathroom somehow manages to come up(which isn't TOO hard considering the degenerates of the fanbase), people will mention that monsters don't use the toilet. Now, usually, people will respond with "Well, deltarune is a different universe, so we don't actually know if that works the same way." I, on the other hand, can pretty definitively say it doesn't! I have a rock solid logic that can almost

[Review] Western Animation: Steven Universe Seasons 3 & 4, or "How to Mess Up a Good Thing"(Spoilers, you clod!)

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Prepare yourself for Autism. Part One: Prologue. Looking back on Season 1 of this show, I've come to the realization that it really isn't that good. It has a very rough start, like I mentioned. The show only really gets good around episode 26, halfway through the series. I said that I didn't really mind that much, because I enjoyed all the slice of life type filler episodes. This remains true, but people are right when they say it takes a long time for the show to become the show people are so obsessed with. My favorite episode of Season 1, the one that made me go "Yeah,  I'm hooked. I wanna see where this show and its characters go.", was "Rose's Scabbard", which also fully cemented Pearl as my favorite character. Guess which episode that is? 45. Episode Forty-fucking-Five. You know the episode where Garnet sings her cool ripoff of Just the Two of Us and kicks in the shit of a buff orange bulldyke before crashing a ship into the earth? Tha

[Review] Anime?: Steven Universe(Seasons 1&2 sort of)

So, I've been wanting to do this for a few weeks now, because that's when I watched all the episodes currently aired in like 3 days because that's how fucking into this thing I was. Unfortunately I was wracking my brain trying to figure out just what to say and how to explain it, but now I think I know just what to do: Just review it. I could go on and on for ages about certain things but I think that'd do the show a disservice, because by focusing on those elements I'd be doing exactly what I don't want people to be doing with this show: focusing on... you know, those elements. So instead I'll put a little pre-amble to my actual review and briefly address... some things. To start off I think it'd be best if we started with how I came to watch this show. Originally when this show aired I had absolutely no interest in it. It looked like one of those shitty lol so randum modern cartoons and just wasn't my thing at all. It seemed really fucking dum